Piscarius VII
I have a much better life than my parents and grandparents. I go to the baths almost every afternoon. I can walk into a pool of steaming hot water with a picture of a dolphin at the bottom. Imagine that! My grandparents would be astonished. Next week there's going to be a gladiatorial combat and a beast fight with a lion all the way from Africa!
If only my teeth didn't hurt, life would perfect.